evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

image

View text
  • 2 days ago
  • 261561
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 3856
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 8341
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 4414
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 54926
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 226861
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 38790
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 288384

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

View text
  • 2 days ago
  • 437215
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 45245
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 143738
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 156304
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 64448
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 388

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

View text
  • 2 days ago
  • 59012
x